Ungrateful people And 3 seconds...

Ungratefulness does actually exist in all of us, unfortunate more in some...

The person pushing the pushchair...
Could be you?
The yummy looking daddy...
the tired Chevy fake tan girl...
Proud grandpa...
The uncle who loves the bounce on the four wheels...
We all will eventually end up on that side.
Sadly is how many seem to have forgotten that hard work!
Scary it can take a sec.. Or 2 ... or even 3…

Are you the right "A pushchairs pusher" person? With all the right ingredients??? Happy, smiling pusher with patient and loads of fantastic entertaining skills. Prefer non-smoking, willing to go those 10000 extra miles. This is a fulltime position with great life experience!
In return we offer you great amount of pooh, dealing with idiots on public transport. Free housewife missions, cleaning, tiding, cooking, and more cleaning, tiding... Loads of calories as we hand out free chocolate bars, fat is great. Many visit to the Gp, health is important and that's why we love sending the pushchair pusher to the lorry for MRI scan on a car park. As a growing organization we want to avoid "same shit, different day" by developing the 3 sec fish memory.

If this is you,
Please send us your personal letter and CV to thepushchair@pusher.com

Just to let you know... sadly...

We don't really exist, but if you carry any form of anger, maybe just a little, or the size of toothpaste... perhaps 1600kg or anger as big as Asia, or 100 elephants, OR Imaging anger as big as the universe. Yes... Any form of anger... writing helps...

BUT still! I do want to take my anger and hit, NO! drive it over everyone who just doesn’t give a dam when I say my discs (the fuckers got names) L4 and L5 are making my yummy mummy dream life a nightmare.
I am sad and deep in me; I really wish I were like Dory in finding memo...
3 seconds... Ungratefulness... just about enough for me to handle...